DEAR HUMANS OF EARTH,

FOR ANY HOLIDAY OR JUST BECAUSE SEND ME YOUR LOST, YOUR FORGOTTEN, YOUR HUDDLED BOOKS, AND I WILL SET THEM FREE! ALSO ALL BOOKS FOREVER ARE GOING TO BE WELCOME IN MY HOME! IF YOU FIND A BOOK AND THINK THAT I MIGHT LIKE IT, OR IT'S A HOLIDAY AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GIVE ME, IF ANYTHING, PLEASE GIVE ME A BOOK.

BOOK WISH LIST (WARNING: PLEASE CHECK OUT THE NEW BOOKS ON THIS LIST WHAT I HAVE FINISHED READING SO YOU DON'T BUY ANY BOOKS THAT ARE NEW FOR ME THAT I ALREADY OWN, IF THAT BOTHERS YOU, BUT ANY BOOKS, EVEN EXTRA COPIES, WILL BE LOVED!)

Adam Ant's Autobiography
"Stand and Deliver"

Awaiting my oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god SIGNED COPY from a dear Ant
from across the pond and my audio version from another dear Ant from across the pond. I thank you both an unlimited amount of times! <3

Nancy Cartwright: My Life as a Teenage Boy

Can't We Talk About Something More Pleasant? A Memoir Written and Drawn by Roz Chast

SINCERELY GLEE
YOUR SECRET CO-RULER OF THE DARK WORLD AND BUTTERFLIES
YES, BUTTERFLIES, DON'T "BE A HATER, MAN" OR FACE THE CLAW